You will not find the love of your life on a Friday night at a party in a crowded townhouse with the taste of cheap beer on your breath. You’re not going to fall in love with boys who carry condoms in their wallets and offer you shots of a brown liquor in a water bottle with the label ripped off.
You will not find love at a beer pong table or dancing on top of the kitchen counters. Love isn’t hiding at the bottom of a bottle of raspberry vodka. He doesn’t love you because he offers to walk you back to your room at one in the morning. Love isn’t hiding inside of his fingertips as they slide your blouse over your head.
Don’t look for love in boys who walk away when you say you’re not ready. It’s okay to not be ready. Don’t look for love on Friday nights, because by Saturday morning, he won’t remember your name.”—Friday Nights | S.B. (via whereourlinesoverlapped)
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
“Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all.”—Unknown (via psych-facts)